November 5, 2009

Dear Best Friend,

I’m worried about you today. Please let me know that you are okay.

Love, Me

November 4, 2009

Dear Large McFry,

You are too much for my poor little tummy to handle. Please understand why I am throwing you in the trash… I might give you to my father. At the moment, I don’t know which is worse. I am deeply sorry.

Love,

Cayree

October 31, 2009

dear kimmy,

you’re hot.

love, jon

dear —-,

i love you.

love, elle

October 30, 2009

dear selena gomez,

please end your singing career, this is out of love.

love, me

dear krumpkin,

you go glen coco.

love, iloveloveletters

dear world,

is it wrong that i’m 17 and i still like disney channel?

love, me